bakar

meet up?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:08:16 GMT

hey evryone who still reads lj, i'm thinking an eli's meet up some time this week before the rest of the uni peeps go back....

Bath, what else?!

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:54:53 GMT

i know no-one really cares but i just wanted to let you all know what a fantastic day i had today in bath! they were playing bristol, our biggest rivals, and it was also a quarter final so it was an important match. (they've also beaten us 3 times this season so it was payback time!) we won, we bloody won! and we won damn well! 51-12! FIFTY ONE TWELVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
fan-bloody-tastic!! they scored 8 tries, yes 8!!!!!!
i was so incredibly happy! every single try they scored i'd leap about and do the celebratory bath dance!
it was a lovely sunny day too, bath is such a beautiful city.
i don't think i can convey to you how happy i was! you may think i'm sad but thats just me.

SNOW!!!!!!!!

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:02:59 GMT

ITS BLOODY SNOWING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so excited, and i'm waiting for people to get home to play in the snow with me! x x

Jonny...

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:26:50 GMT

i can hear u all sighing already, but bear with me please! how amazing is that man?! he hasn't played for england for 3 years, he played 40 mins for newcastle last week after 12 weeks out; nd then he plays like that for england! he was bloody awesome! 27 points, 1 drop goal, 1 try, 5 penalties and 2 conversions. the man is a living legend.
anyway, jonny-ness over! although i'd like to add that when he scored his try i ran out em's room and up and down the corridor a few times!! hehe!

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:10:14 GMT

1)Lie-ins, need I say more?!
2)Left handed people, Si, Jonny and Emma from uni
3)Lots of alcamahol, guaranteed fun!
4)Love, makes the world go round etc etc
5)Lasagne, mmmmmm yummy!
6)Law students, Katie across the hall (she made me put it!!)
7)Luke, one of my housemates, hes very funny!
8)Legs, rugby player legs of course!
9)Laughter, I do enough of it!! LOL!!
10)Lemonade, lime and vodka, are we seeing a pattern here?!!

Last in the quiz...... and winning!

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 23:47:43 GMT

the funniest thing just happened! me, em, dom and luke went to the pub quiz just down the road at the SU bar. we did absolutely crap! coming in last with 7 out of 30 (they were hard questions!!) BUT (and this is the good part!) they give out a prize to the team with the best name, and ours was "made in england, broke in wales". AND WE WON!!!! the winning quiz team chose 2 minutes behind the bar, so we got 6 V.I.P tickets to the biggest club in town for monday night, which is the biggest night out!! how legendary!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
and to the peeps who came to eli's- thanks for a great night, and for buying me loads of drinks! really lovely to see you all again.
B xxx

ummm

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:20:38 GMT

where to begin. my life just seems to be a huge mass of days muddled into 1! i can't really remember whats happened on specific days!

i do know that manda come down at the weekend and we took her out in swansea, i hope she enjoyed it, its so much better than cardif!!! lol! i went to the toby carvery on sunday night with em, katie, luke rhys and dom (rhys had scoped it out before!). it was a funny evening, we ended up stealing 2 pint glasses, one of which we had to fit in my pint sized handbag!

i'm not entirely sure what happened during the week, i think we went out on monday???? oo, yes we did, cos i caught a taxi back with rhys, luke and andy. um, the rest of the week was normal. oo oo oo, (that wasn't an orgasm!!) i had my first rugby match for the uni team on wednesday. we had to go to southampton, 4 hours on a coach. fun! we lost 25-10, it was quite a good match though.
i'm so bloody sore now! o_~

last night we decided to cook carbonara, so luke and i went to the spar and bought loads of fun things like bacon and garlic bread (you didn't need to know what food i buy, lol!!) then me dom, luke and rhys went to the SU bar for a while, then came home and got tipsy in the kitchen. rhys licked my eyeball and luke gave my sore rugby shoulders a massage! not at the same time!!

i'm off to town with luke and rhys now.

chiao darlings! xxx

Vengaboys!!!

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:26:57 GMT

we had our freshers ball on wednesday night, it was fancy dress, school uniform! i went with katie, luke and rhys. we all dressed up, and the others took loads of photos of us before we left, pretending to smoke fags in the toilet (school uniform-get it?!!). it was held at one of the big clubs in town. we went to flares first, and had a drink and dance. then we went to time (the club). danced and drank, infernal (paris to berlin) played, they were pretty cool. then THE VENGABOYS played!!! quite amusing realising how many of their songs we all knew! it was a bloody awesome night, really fun. we left right at the end, a bouncer had to tell us to head to the doors! got to bed at about 4am, and had a lecture at 9am. nice. finished my lectures for the week now, got rugby training tonight and then when i get back i think i'm cooking for katie, dom and luke. dad and pip are coming up to see me tomorrow, which will be nice. right i'm off to the laundrette with em to pick up our washing. chiao darlings. xxx

Swansea Stallions.......

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:12:23 GMT

you don't know what you're missing not being in swansea!! well, last night we (me, katie, dom, emma, helen, luke, sarah and rhys) went to a club night in town that we'd bought tickets for. it started off harmless, with the usual drinking and dancing. then katie decided to enter the wet t-shirt competition o_0 so we all shouted ourselves hoarse cheering for her! bloody hilarious! then the swansea stallions appeared.... they were these 2 male strippers! phwoar! and basically it was a free for all, with everyone dancing around them, with them wearing just their leopard print thongs! there was lots of whipped cream being sprayed around, and it led to me licking cream off one of them and later the other one licked cream of me!!! o_~ lol!!! o and we rubbed baby oil on them aswell! o dear! also had first rugby training session yesterday which was good, caught the bus back to the village in full rugby kit, including boots! bloody hilarious!
Baker xxx

uni and stuff!

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:53:04 GMT

well, where the hell do i start?! it feels like i've been here for years. my house is quite nice (despite the leaky toilet!!!), theres the ground floor, and then our floor. theres 6 people on each floor, 2 boys and 4 girls downstairs, and 3 girls 3 boys up here. they're all realy nice, theres katie whos rooms opposite mine, and dom whos just down the corridor, we've christened ourselves the terrible trio! theres also tom, gareth and jess up here. downstairs theres rhys, luke, emma (whos called emma louise, and is doing zoology- v v freaky!!) helen, sarah and becky.
on the first night all of us from our floor went down to the bar (literally just down the road- waaaaaaay!!), played a bit of pool. then i got dared to go and talk to a table of people on my own. so in typical baker fashion, i went oh sod it, and went and talked to them! i think i scared them!! so then i dared katie to go and talk to a table of blokes, which she did, so we ended up sat with them for the rest of the night. (and before you all start winking and nudging eachother, they weren't that good looking and we a bit boring!!!!!) I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE A SANDWICH, BACK IN A MINUTE.........

i'm back, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tuna (dolphin friendly of course!). i've run out of bread. anyway, where was i? ah yes.

we all went back to our house, and the people from downstairs came up and we met them. so taht was saturday night. sunday night we went down to the bar again, bla bla drink, then came back to ours and sat around in the kitchen again, the terrible trio were left, slightly drunk, and decided to have a look in the loft, helen from downstairs came in and we shoved her up in the loft (she has a huge bruise o her arm now!!) and she passed down a christmas tree and decorations. so the three of us put that up in the kitchen, decorated witha pair of boxers and a bra!! then we got katie's inflatable strip poker, we didn't play it but the inflatible dice made great rugby balls!!! then two of tom's friends arrived and there was me, katie, dom and two random guys in our kitchen, so we decided to play rugby (like you do!!!) one of the guys tackled me and shoved me up against the sink and i have a huge bruise on my back now that realy hurts!!
monday night we went ito town, theres this cool 80s club called flares, they played love shack!! then we went to another club, its HUGE!!!!!! hung around there, then back to flares and a taxi home. tuesday night we went to karoke at the bar, we didn't go up on stage and sing but we stood at the front and sung!
wednesday and thursday nights we spent in the kitchen watching dvds, we took pillows in and turned of the lights. we have nice little heart to hearts, and dom says katie and i are his sisters now!
i think we're going to the cinma tonight, and tomorrow i'm going to cardiff to see manda, waaaaaaaay! can't wait to see her. O MY GOD!! I'VE JUST REMEMBERED THAT MANDA SAID TOM JONES IS PLAYING AT HER SU AND SHES GONNA GET ME A TICKET! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY! GET UR RAT OUT!

cough. yes. anyway. oo i signed up for rugby yesterday(waaay), body boarding(hmmm....!) and the conservation club(*pats self on back!!*)

i expect i've bored you all enough already so i'll bugger off, i might go and atch CSI with katie.

chiao darlings xxx

p.s if any of you want to come and stay with me you're very welcome. and wheres my post YA HOS??!!!! xxx

Party, Village Thug and Death Threats.....

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:43:04 GMT

Have we got your attention?! (this is me and manda by the way, and our account of last nights events!)
well. how shall we begin? it was....interesting. it started out as most of these parties do, with loud music, drunk teenagers, and spiders! (fuckarse huge spiders!) and then i arrived from the pub, slightly worse for wear! little did i know that the village thug, who lives across the road from heeeenderson, would follow me home! we were all minding our own business getting pissed, when there was a battering at the door. the local thug had arrived, attracted by our loud music. he barged in, pretending to be enraged, and was actually suspiciously convincing! soph was the heroine of the hour and announced that she would be the only one who would be prepared to fight! it then emerged that this was his sick idea of a joke, after we'd all crapped ourselves. this being middlezee, drinks were offered, and greatly accepted. this was where we thought the fun with the thug would end. alas it was not to be!
bryant, in true sluttish fashion got off with him. several times! then he moved onto my goodself, not to mention soph and anyone else he could lay his dirty paws on, before being cruelly rejected by manda! (well done darling!) this was when we realised that while we hadn't been looking he wrecked the joint, including trying to blow us sky high by fucking up some electrics. at this point we thought we needed baileys, the thug had also reverted back to groppage. (cough, liz.) by this stage we were starting to get slightly anxious, wondering when the hell he would leave! i began to make sly hints along the lines of, "aren't you working tomorrow?!" however, he did not respond, and this also spurred him on to drink larger quantities of alcohol. at was at this point that he started to get a little leary! eventually, after trying to persuade him to leave, and him then knocking a bottle of cider out of my hands that soph and i decided to go and wake up his parents. after much door knocking and bell ringing his mum emerged and he disapeared. or so we thought. doors were locked and windows shut, as we prepared to get the paty under way again. it was about now that there was an almighty hammering at the door. causing us to all look like startled rabbits. there then continued a few minutes of afore mentioned thug hurling imself at the front door. lights were turned off, and music turned down.
liz, leez, fill and si decided they would be better off hiding upstairs, leaving the three of us (baker, manda and soph) huddled together on the bed in the living room; whilst a very large, angry man threw himself at the front door, mere feet away from us. you may think this would be frightening enough, but no, then the death threats started! "if any of you c**ts come out 'ere i'm gonna rip ya ta shreds" was the general gist of the tirade. the three of us in the living room then started to discuss funerals...!
all went quiet and the rest of the gang emerged. we decided to all go upstairs. a few people stayed in the kitchen for a few moments. it was then that the phone rang. upstairs. and downstairs. i answered it upstairs, and soph downstairs.
S: hello
B: hello
S: this is sophie, at the hendersons
B:this is baker. at the hendersons. why the fuck did you ring us?
S: i didn't, you rang us
B: eh?
heeenderson comes on the line: bakar, put the phone down, it means there is someone else on the line and you have both answered the phone.
B: oh. fuck.

(i'm getting scared just writing this!!) we all congregated in a bedroom upstairs, thug then decided he would ring us a few times. myself and si answered but didn't reply. soph then answered the next call. thug, pretending to be his dad! she put on a class act and presumably managed to calm him down, as that was the last we heard of him.....
order was restored (well, reasonably, and we crashed out. 4 on a bed is a bit of a tight squeeze by the way!!)
seriously thouh. that was bloody scary! i also can't believe what a bunch of wusses we are!!!
ah vel.

love you all. hope everyones safe....! xxx

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:31:36 GMT

God i'm so bored! i'm just at home doing nothing. and going to work. and going to work at the pub. and my back hurts. and i can't be arsed to write and tell people about my life at the moment! too much uni stuff to think about! i went to see bath play at gloucester the other day. waaaaaaaay! they lost though. but danny scored 2 tries! i'm such a head case, i'm so gonna miss going to bath, its my favourite thing to do. the highlights of my year. yes sad i know, but thats me, and you love me for it?! o_0
oh dear this post makes me sound depressed. i'm not, i'm generally a happy person. i just feel, i dunno, fed up?! i bet i'll be amazingly happy tomorrow! hehe! o well! i might go and look at a rugby website!!

my party! what else?!

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 17:51:47 GMT

Hi to whoever still reds LJ! Thought you might like to know my take on the party! Here goes:
Well, Friday morning woke up quite early as very excited! Had a shower and pissed about being hyper and excited at home on my own! Decide I needed to talk to someone so randomly phoned my Nan, who seemed a bit surprised to hear from me! Especially as I didn’t stop talking and that I’d see her later that day at the party! O well! Then my phone fell all the way out my bedroom window and landed on the front path and bounced into the garden o_0 oops! Still seems to be working though!

Well then Joe rang me and said he was in middlezoy already and so I went and met him, then we got my stuff and lugged it up to dad’s house. Joe made a cucumber sandwich and I made a couple of signs to direct people to the partay. Then Simon arrived and we called for leez, then got the decorations from mums and went to the hall. Decorating began, and after a while Liz and Manda arrived. The hall looked really cool, complete with phallic balloons and baby pictures of me (Simon and Joe were perving at the naked one of me in the washing up bowl!!! “you’ve developed since then baker……” said Simon! Lol!) THANKYOU TO ALL OF THEM FOR HELPING!!!

Well then I think we went back up to dads again and I opened my presents, THANKYOU EVERYBODY!! They were all lovely, and no dodgy ones!! Well then we all started to get ready, o and I got a blister from the zip of my dress and bit it and it went all mingin! Manda did Liz and my makeup (crap English I know!), and then we tottered down to the hall.

People started arriving and giving me presents and cards, there was a bit of a backlog of them! It was so cool because every single person there I knew! Ooo my rugby presents from the team were a TRFC hat and jacket, which I wore over my dress, stylish!!

After a while Soph and I decided to start dancing, and eventually people began to join us, lol! It was bloody great fun! Macarena, cha cha slide and Saturday night were the best, oo and living on a prayer! Then Zeb arrived (what ever possessed me to ever kiss him?!!!) and started dancing like a wanker! Oooo then we did the awesome conga lines, which in my usual tradition I took outside! All the farmers stood outside talking looked quite amused! And Zeb had stayed on the dance floor on his own dancing really craply! O god, I’ve just remembered Simon telling me that he passed out on the dance floor from the heat and no-one realised, so he woke up and went outside, I was pissing myself laughing!! O and I said to him at one point, “they haven’t played Gnarls Barkley yet” and Simon said “she’s gone home”
Baker: “what????!!!”
Simon: “she went home about an hour ago”
Baker: “no, Gnarls Barkley”
Simon: “yes, she went home”
Baker: “don’t worry, just keep dancing!!!”

Pisshead!

And also at this stage in the evening Zeb got off with Soph and Kaja apparently! Poor them! Soph was texting me today saying that he had been texting her (this was after she told him she was transsexual, and he’d texted me asking if she was a man! Lol!) being a bit pervy, and in one text he put “I bet you felt something hard when we were dancing!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! *chokes* “dies” poor Soph, that’s not nice!

Well, the party drew to a close with “my humps” as the last song, with everyone forming a circle and me dancing in the middle, a bit drunkenly my sister tells me, must be something to do with the pint of Malibu and coke I was on at that stage! o_0
Then we all cleared up, I spent a lot of the time dancing with a mop!

Eventually we got back to my house (we being me, manda, liz, leez, simon, soph, fill, joe and kaja. Don’t think I’ve missed anyone out!!) Liz and Joe then spent the whole time rolling around under her sleeping bag! The rest of us who were awake played bunnies (excuse me while I laugh to myself……………………….) complete with turkey noises o_0, that was hilarious! And Simon was half dead, occasionally opening his eyes or sticking his fingers up!

Then 5am arrived, with joe telling his boss to fuck off and then leaving! Then the ones of us left had bacon sarnies, stylishly made I must say! We watched Million Dollar Baby, *sob*, and people left. Liz and Leez stayed over and we watched James Bond, drank champagne, and ate malteasers.

Holy shit my legs and knees hurt from that dancing the next day! (My actual birthday)

Texted Tasha today, she really enjoyed it, she said Fill told her that she thought Kaja was coming on to her [fill]. “dies laughing” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……………………………………………………………..

Phew, I’m ok now!

I’m sure I’ve missed bits out, and I’m sorry its so long but I had to write it down before I forgot any of it!

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING ^_~ AND FOR MY PREZZIES! VERY GENEROUS OF YOU!

The alcohol I was given:
1LITRE BAILEYS
1 LITRE 700ML MALIBU
3LITRES CIDER
BOTTLE OF WINE
BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE
BOTTLE OF CIDER

Love you all
B xxxxxxxxxxxx

p.s I didn’t get off with anyone, (makes a change!!) gutted!!!! ^_~

PARTY

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:54:22 GMT

o my god its my party today, i'm so bloody excited!!! i can't think what else to write co my brain has frozen! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:00:02 GMT

just a quick post to inform those that didn't know- BATH WON!!! it was bloody great, they scored 3 tries and they all played really well. they even did lots of speedy running and side stepping stuff! bloody awesome! did rather alot of cheering. and shouting. and screaming. and singing etc you get the picture...

Jonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 14:41:35 GMT

no one has commented on my LOVELY jonny picture! isn't he stunning. *sigh*

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:12:01 GMT

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Porno names

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 15:04:10 GMT

ob, kaja and i were having great fun with a chav website that gave you your porno name if you typed in your real name. yours was the best: KING KONG RIMMER!!!!!
danny was COCKNEY THONG!!!!!
*giggles to self* i just tried fill's name: HUGE CUMMINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats a cracker!!
oh no, jolee's is: HUGE HAMMER!!!
jennie: MANLEY SPUNK!!!

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 13:19:02 GMT

oh. my. gawd! my first post. the farmer has entered the modern world. and has no idea whats going on!